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Rap Battle Part 2: Chocking? No!

SnakeYukin on 13. Mar, 2010 — Lang: English

Rap Battle Part 2: Chocking? No!

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    MC: Yo, Snake man! You ok?
    Stephen: A frog is a frog: oh crog, oh crog.
    Banana Man: See, he's fine! Those are rhymes.

    MC: Well, can't argue with that. DJ spin that shit.
    Stephen: You spin me right round, baby
    Right round like a record, baby
    Right round round round

    Stephen: Huh?! What am I doing here... holding a mic?

    Stephen: Oh yeah... that.

    Stephen: Yo... Alright.

    Crowd: He's choking!
    Who let him up there?
    Get off the stage!
    Slither on off

    Stephen: I gotta at least try.

    Now let me make the record straight,
    Last night, I didn't see anything alright,
    The reason is, your penis is so tiny,
    I'll be surprised if you can even put it in a heiny,

    You call yourself the Banana Man,
    The fact is you're the Microscopic Man.
    Only a microscope on full zoom can see it,
    Even then, it's just a tiny little bit.

    But that doesn't matter to you at all,
    Each night you lick suckin' some ball,
    After that you turn over and get it from behind,
    You and your boyfriend go all night and grind.
    So, walk off the stage and tuck it in between your legs, Banana Man,
    Because around here, you're the only one here that can.

    So here, take this mic back and use it as a strap-on,
    It'll be the only time your boyfriend will feel your Lil' John!

    MC: Looks like we have a winner. Snake is moving on.
    Stephen: There's more!
    Crowd: Snake Snake Snake
    Snake Snake Snake Snake
    _______________________________________________________________

    Don't know if that was exactly better. I'll leave it up to you if you really feel it was better or not.

    This strip is a reply to Rap Battle Part 1: Why'd I Do This?

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    Yo, Snake man! You ok? A frog is a frog: oh crog, oh crog. See, he's fine! Those are rhymes. Well, can't argue with that. DJ, spin that shit. You spin me right round, baby
    Right round like a record, baby
    Right round round round Huh?! What am I doing here... holding a mic? Oh yeah... that. Yo... Alright. He's choking! Who let him up there? Get off the stage! Slither on off! I gotta at least try. Now let me make the record straight,
    Last night, I didn't see anything alright,
    The reason is, your penis is so tiny,
    I'll be surprised if you can even put it in a heiny, You call yourself the Banana Man,
    The fact is you're the Microscopic Man.
    Only a microscope on full zoom can see it,
    Even then, it's just a tiny little bit. But that doesn't matter to you at all,
    Each night you lick suckin' some ball,
    After that you turn over and get it from behind,
    You and your boyfriend go all night and grind. So, walk off the stage and tuck it in between your legs, Banana Man,
    Because around here, you're the only one here that can. So here, take this mic back and use it as a strap-on,
    It'll be the only time your boyfriend will feel your Lil' John! Snake Snake Snake
    Snake Snake Snake Snake Looks like we have a winner. Snake is moving on. There's more!

    Tags:
    Rap, Battle, Fight, Song, Rhyme, Rapping, Mic, Microphone, MC, Sex, Mom, Offensive, Skull, Stephen, Snake, Yukin, SnakeYukin, Lindsey, Banana, Man, 8, Mile, Microscopic, Winner, Choke, boyfriend, tiny, strap-on, Lil', John
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