At work, we occasionally need to carry around large pile of heavy wire cage lids from the "clean" areas of the lab to the "dirty" areas. In stacks of 10-12 they're manageable, but no one ever only stacks that few so we end up with precarious stacks of 50-80. Add one overly jumpy, caffeine-addict employee and one bored boss and we have... utter disaster.
Ohshitohshitohshit... there are way too many cage wires on this pile. Maybe if I'm really careful they won't fall and cause horrible, horrible pain... BOO!!! OHHOLYCRAP! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!! fling Bill Bill Ha Ha Ha H...