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Evil single: Sister Urbana Confabulus

bluesockmonkey on 13. Feb, 2010 — Lang: English

Evil single: Sister Urbana Confabulus

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    GROUP OF EVIL SINGLES CLUB: SISTER URBANA CONFABULUS

    DAY JOB: terrifying orphans
    NIGHT JOB: more of same
    WEAPONS: favors the classic blunt object, but will resort to sharp pointy things when the mood strikes
    SPECIAL ABILITIES: can walk on tar, survive for weeks on only the scent of brimstone, play "Kumbaya" on castanets she carved with her teeth
    DEGREES: PhD in Bad Botany, BA in Accounting
    ACHIEVEMENTS: poisoned an entire kindergarten class with arsenic-laced Hersheys Kisses
    FAVORITE BOOK: Malleus Maleficarum
    HOBBIES: classical guitar, sky-diving, square dancing, delivering (poisoned) meals to the house-bound, depleting the ozone layer
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    Forgot to add: she’s a Virgo; the rune symbol she’s wearing means “Disruption”.

    [Sorry for so much text, mes amis…]

    This strip is a reply to The Group of Evil Singles Club

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    Sister Urbana Confabulus
    DAY JOB: terrifying orphans
    NIGHT JOB: more of same
    WEAPONS: favors the classic blunt object, but will resort to sharp pointy things when the mood strikes
    SPECIAL ABILITIES: can walk on tar, survive for weeks on only the scent of brimstone, play "Kumbaya" on castanets she carved with her teeth
    DEGREES: PhD in Bad Botany, BA in Accounting
    ACHIEVEMENTS: offed an entire kindergarten class with arsenic-laced Hersheys Kisses
    FAVORITE BOOK: Malleus Maleficarum
    HOBBIES: classical guitar, sky-diving, square dancing, delivering (poisoned) meals to the house-bound, depleting the ozone layer



    hisssssss!
    pathetic orphans

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    bluesockmonkey, evil singles club, villain
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