Seriously, what would you do with a large hadron collider ??? :)
So, the LHC seems to be in a dead end with all these dysfunctions Do not worry, we're working on it. We need only one more year or two Two years? Yeah, right. And a LOT of funding. A LOT! That journalist left. Fine! Hurry up, the second round is starting! LHC Wait ! I did not blindfold myself yet ! Are you ready for the second round of... BOSON COUNTERATTACK??? BEST GAME EVER I'm charging the particles, be prepared to hit it with your racket !