While doing this, I have this ticking feeling in the back of my head that I will offend some female because I'm a male chauvinist pig, who made fun of himself in the last panel, that made fun of the cliche of who girls like or the fact I refer to females in general as "girls" instead of calling them females. Yeah, I hope the last panel protects me from an onslaught of hate mail... at least I would get mail.
Anyway, I think most people know the first two. I've had to hear all too many times about the hunky boy who a girl wants to go out with when they obviously don't mix or the person is so self-centered. As for the badboy, I've actually had that happen to me. Not in the sense I'm the badboy, but she decided to go out with the person who was likely to end up abusing her (luckily didn't) in the hope that she could help him.
The two after that are just stupid jokes I figured girls might like... along with innuendo. Though I'm not sure if Mr. Weeny Head would actually like being bitten; however, he might be the type that's into pleasure through pain. Even though they are jokes, I do think girls would like those and guys if there was a Ms. Weeny Head and Fe-Love-Bot.
Last panel, it is an accurate depiction of what girls think of me. Well, they think I'm funny also, but after reading out loud a poem about being a stalker, though it made people laugh, I think it made people think I'm really creepy. If you do want to check out my poems and such, you can find it on my website in the works section (blatant advertisement I choose you!).
Please don't steal or sue... I'm poor.