I have a friend. His name is Mike, and is commonly reffered to as Headphone (for wearing headphones everywhere, even a pool once, I have pictures). My friend Mike has the unexplainable ability to hit on/go out with the craziest women that grace the face of earth. I just wonder one day what it would be like for him if he could see his women like I do. It would be a scary day in mike-town.