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Aspire To Respire

Pen_alias on 23. Sep, 2020 — Lang: English

Aspire To Respire
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    The proprietor of this strip does not subscribe to, condone or recommend the practice suggested therein. Respiratory experts strongly recommend you breathe at least three times a day. Do not watch every motion in your foolish lover’s game as that can only lead to disaster. Remember: breathe in, breathe out, not the other way around. This has been a public service announcement.



    Animals breathe in oxygen and breathe out carbon dioxide.

    But I keep thinking what if I do it wrong and accidentally breathe out carbon MONoxide? I could end up killing everyone around me!

    There’s nothing to worry about; the solution is very simple.

    Just stop breathing.

    nothing of importance, chicken
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