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Vita-statistics

Pen_alias on 4. Feb, 2020 — Lang: English

Vita-statistics
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    Pineapples are loaded with vitamin C, aren’t they?

    They sure are!

    And vitamin C is supposed to be good for you, right?

    Oh surely, you can’t do without vitamin C.

    And yet, what happens when you leave a pineapple sitting on the counter? In a matter of weeks it shrivels and putrefies. Fruit flies come fluttering by to feast upon its rotting flesh.

    What good did the vitamin C do for the pineapple? The pineapple is dead and the vitamin C couldn’t save it!

    I’m on to you vitamin C! You won’t be taking me down! I’m changing your name to vitamin D - FOR DEATH!

    Actually vitamin D is an entirely different vitamin from C. You can get it from sunlight

    Sunlight? But - sunlight kills! Everyone knows that! VITAMINS ARE EVIL!!!

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  • NeoChomik 15.2.2020
    I mean, pinapple is already dead when you eat it, VITAMINS ARE SCAVENGING THE DEAD
  • MrTerrorKiller 6.2.2020
    Corn wins!
  • MadameCercle 5.2.2020
    Ces vitamines chargées de lettres sont certainement fourbes.
  • cirkuz 5.2.2020
    meanwhile the apples are hiding in the background planning their attack...
  • stihl 4.2.2020
    Beans have the most of protein from all of the vegetables
  • stihl 4.2.2020
    I will put some vitamin C on my pizza now
  • richard_burkhart 4.2.2020
    And don't get me started on excercise!

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