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Reign Deer

Pen_alias on 3. Dec, 2019 — Lang: English

Reign Deer
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    I think by this time it has been pretty well established to everyone who’s likely to be reading this that killdeers hate deer, but on the off chance someone new has stumbled into it, let me explain: killdeers hate deer.



    Then one foggy Christmas Eve, Santa came to say
    Rudolph deer, you’re not that bright -
    Won’t you die, die, die tonight!?

    How dare you sir. That is a blatant and disrespectful corruption of a revered and time-honored song!

    Aw, it’s just a cheesy kids’ tune!

    A cheesy kids’ tune?! You happen to be speaking of the national anthem of the North Pole!

    Oh for…

    killdeer, nothing of importance
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