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Old, Corroded Steps

Pen_alias on 28. Oct, 2019 — Lang: English

Old, Corroded Steps
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    For the benefit of the uninitiated, I will now explain exactly how to do the Monster Mash: slide your feet up the street, bend your back, shift your arm then pull it back…oh, sorry - that’s how you walk like an Egyptian. Oh well, I guess you’re on your own.



    They tell me emphatically that I should do the Monster Mash, but they don’t at all bother explaining how it’s done.

    What, am I supposed to instinctively know what the heck a mash is and exactly how a monster mash differs from a regular one?

    That’s why I go for the Transylvania Twist: simple, self-explanatory and timeless!

    You’re clinging to the past again.

    Don’t knock The Twist!

    nothing of importance
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