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Over Tipped

Pen_alias on 9. Sep, 2019 — Lang: English

Over Tipped
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    I used to be a street performer, but my tip jar kept tipping over.

    Well, why didn’t you find another jar that didn’t tip over?

    Then it wouldn’t be a tip jar, would it? It would be a standing upright jar. People don’t put tips in standing upright jars; they put standing uprights in them.

    And last I checked, the exchange rate on standing uprights is only thirteen cents to the dollar!

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  • craigdragon 9.9.2019
    Good to know!
  • NeoChomik 9.9.2019
    Penny in a hand is worth two killdeers in a bush
  • stihl 9.9.2019
    The wind tiped it because it was empty

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