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Analytics Interview

anonymous on 1. Aug, 2019 — Lang: English

Analytics Interview
  • Description

    Analytics humor of a typical job interview

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    We're looking for someone to build dashboards.

    Do you know Tableau, Qlikview, Microsoft Power BI, MicroStrategy, Business Objects, and SQL?

    Analytics Interview

    What I Hear...

    To get the job you also need to know: HTML, CSS, JavaScript, Ajax, PHP, ASP, D3.js, Python, R, C++, C#, Pearl, JSON, and .NET

    Also, would you say your an expert on UI, UX, AWS, ML, AI, neural networks, and quantum computing?

    I need a pool cleaner who is also an electrician, who knows how to make a turducken, can fix a broken jet engine, can perform open heart surgery on my dog, can help me sue my car for damages, and is good with kids...

    Yep

    Tags:
    Analytics, Interview, Qlik, Tableau, Power BI, Job, career, Funny, Brandon Hecker
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