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Analytics Interview

anonymous on 1. Aug, 2019 — Lang: English

Analytics Interview
  • Description

    Analytics humor of a typical job interview



    We're looking for someone to build dashboards.

    Do you know Tableau, Qlikview, Microsoft Power BI, MicroStrategy, Business Objects, and SQL?

    Analytics Interview

    What I Hear...

    To get the job you also need to know: HTML, CSS, JavaScript, Ajax, PHP, ASP, D3.js, Python, R, C++, C#, Pearl, JSON, and .NET

    Also, would you say your an expert on UI, UX, AWS, ML, AI, neural networks, and quantum computing?

    I need a pool cleaner who is also an electrician, who knows how to make a turducken, can fix a broken jet engine, can perform open heart surgery on my dog, can help me sue my car for damages, and is good with kids...


    Analytics, Interview, Qlik, Tableau, Power BI, Job, career, Funny, Brandon Hecker
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