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Deer Stand

Pen_alias on 19. Jun, 2019 — Lang: English

Deer Stand
  • Description

    Don’t be like the killdeers, gentle reader, love the deer. Unless they trample your garden or use your newly planted apple tree to sharpen their antlers, then by all mean, shoot them.



    Why do we hate all deer?

    It’s not the deer we hate; it’s what they stand for.

    What do they stand for?

    They stand for deer!

    I thought we didn’t hate deer.

    What?! Where did you get that idea? You some kind of deer lover!?

    killdeer, nothing of importance
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