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Re-kill-nition

Pen_alias on 26. May, 2019 — Lang: English

Re-kill-nition
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    I don’t know if I’ve mentioned this, but killdeers don’t like deer. In fact, their opinions of them are just about as low as they come.

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    I know it’s my purpose in life to kill deer, but sometimes it would be nice to get a little appreciation for a deer well killed.

    Does anyone ever say “thank you killdeer; thank you for ridding the world of yet another plague ridden deer. If not for your intervention, that deer might have looked at me and caused a violent allergic reaction“?

    Does anyone ever offer me stacks of money, free oil changes and complimentary stays at top-rate luxury resort hotels? No!

    There’s no justice in the world.

    Tags:
    killdeer, nothing of importance
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