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Spring Turkey

Pen_alias on 19. Apr, 2019 — Lang: English

Spring Turkey
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    It’s just two more days to Turkey Day!

    Look, I’ll concede that some people eat turkey on Easter, but you cannot call it Turkey Day when Thanksgiving is already called that!

    Oh really? And how many Mondays are there in a calendar year?

    Well, I…

    And Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Monday…

    You already said Monday.

    I submit that Turkey Day is not once a year, but all days of the year! It is any day that man’s heart embraces the goodness and purity that is turkey!

    To delegate such beauty to a single day of the year is like saying that truth is only true at such a time when the powers that be…

    Sigh

    Tags:
    nothing of importance, chicken, turkey
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