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Expounding On Greatness

Pen_alias on 18. Nov, 2018 — Lang: English

Expounding On Greatness
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    …and so, on Thanksgiving Eve, The Great Turkey rises out of the turkey patch to spread love and roasted turkeys throughout the world…

    Turkey patch?

    And of course, those turkeys wise enough to wait in the sincerest turkey patch will get extra gravy…

    Turkey patch?

    …unless, of course, they don’t like gravy. The Great Turkey wound never force his gastronomical views upon good little toms and hens.

    I know we have to most sincere turkey patch. It’s just bursting with sincerity; it just couldn’t tell a lie if it tried! I know that come Thanksgiving Eve, The Great Turkey will rise out of the turkey patch and…

    What in the Tom Turkey is a turkey patch?!

    turkey, nothing of importance
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  • MrTerrorKiller 19.11.2018
    It's a patch your Mum irons on the holes in your blue jeans. Only with a picture of a turkey on that all your friends at school will be sure to make fun of you! Maybe...
  • NeoChomik 18.11.2018
    Isn't it an eyepatch made of turkey?
  • craigdragon 18.11.2018
    There's no way to turkey patch up this conversation
  • richard_burkhart 18.11.2018
    Don't you slap turkey patches on leaky turkeys?

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