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Irreputable Facts

Pen_alias on 17. May, 2018 — Lang: English

Irreputable Facts
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    Once again I seem to have stumbled upon a word that isn’t a word. According to spell check irreputable is - well - not reputable. I swear I’ve heard it used before. And no, I’m not thinking of irrefutable; that’s the word I’m playing on: Irrefutable Facts, Irreputable Facts - see what I did there? Well, it would be clever if irreputable were a word. How irreassuring.

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    Why did the chicken cross the road?

    To show off: to flaunt its superiority over all who behold it!

    Because no other living creature on the face of the earth can cross roads! None! Ah, ha, ha, ha!!!

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    nothing of importance, chicken
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  • qenene 18.5.2018
    @Richard, in Arizona chickens cross the roads over elks.
    That's the reason... ;D
  • richard_burkhart 18.5.2018
    But now you have me thinking. In Arizona we have elk crossings. If elk which statisticaly never cross the road get their own crossing, why not chicken crossings?
  • richard_burkhart 18.5.2018
    @quene, Ahhh, you said 2D, not 20! The 2D ones are the ones that never made it aren't they?

    edited by owner

  • qenene 18.5.2018
    And what about the 2D snakes, or the 2D cats?
  • cirkuz 18.5.2018
    i sense a double cross here...
  • NeoChomik 17.5.2018
    but they better don't cross me
  • craigdragon 17.5.2018
    I for one, have never crossed a road
  • richard_burkhart 17.5.2018
    It's true that many creatures are incapable of crossing the road without getting irreparably squished.
  • MadameCercle 17.5.2018
    — Qui, à l'exception des présidents et des volailles, peut encore vouloir montrer sa supériorité ?

    (en français "irréfutable" est absolument irréfutable)

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