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Law To Bear: The Goldfish Defence (1)

craigdragon on 19. Jan, 2018 — Lang: English

Law To Bear: The Goldfish Defence (1)
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    Don't worry Pen! Your case is in good hands with Mr. Berlinowski. As for MadameCercle being called Mrs. Circle, I must apologize on his behalf, he's very self conscious about his French pronunciation. But the courts will tremble before his stirring defence! As long as Mr. Bear Bear doesn't jeapordize the plan...

    This strip is a reply to Law To Bear, Ka-bock, Law To Bear: The Goldfish Defence (2)



    Conference Room

    Would either of you like coffee?

    No, thank you

    I'll pass

    Much appreciated, as I was hoping to drink the whole thing.

    Now, your name is Henny? Is that your legal name?

    ... .... ... ..No, it's actually Doloris. Henny is what I'm legally changing it to though.

    I'm not sure why I'm here. I'm not being sued or anything...

    All will be revealed! In a court of law..., let's discuss the case.

    To start with, you tried to join the Autubon Society and ended up joining the Auto Bomb Society, through which you acquired automatic bombs that ended up exloding in your home. Now, you are being sued by a Mrs. Circle over a goldfish who perished in the accident. Most lawyers would shy away from this case, but I know that we can win.

    Actually, I was hoping just to settle, I really don't want to go to court-


    I'm the best damn lawyer in the tri county! And we will win this case, I can guarantee it!

    As long as Mr. Bear Bear doesn't eat the evidence...

    Wait, your name isn't Henny?

    pen_alias, madamecercle, KAGE26
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  • Quag54 20.1.2018
    The goldfish looks ok to me...oh, wait !
  • Robukka 20.1.2018
  • NeoChomik 19.1.2018
    that last one might be quite a challenge
  • craigdragon 19.1.2018
    Thanks everyone!
    @abro: Really? That's pretty cool, you learn something new everyday.
    @Pen: Hahaha, yes but Layman's Law takes cases practically pro Bono.
    @MC: Hahahaha, yes the goldfish is the key to this case!
  • MadameCercle 19.1.2018
    — Seul le poisson rouge devrait avoir quelque chose de sensé à dire ici !
  • abrotons 19.1.2018
    (in Spanish "auto bombo" means "self praise, self glorification")
  • abrotons 19.1.2018
    auto bomb sounds nice
  • Pen_alias 19.1.2018
    I would have gone with Perry Mason, maybe Ben Matlock... possibly Dan Fielding.
  • cirkuz 19.1.2018
    the coffee's name is harry...
  • richard_burkhart 19.1.2018
    Its crazy but I have to fave this
  • richard_burkhart 19.1.2018
    Love it!

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