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Pen_alias on 30. May, 2017 — Lang: English

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    You’re not suppose to leave your phone on during live comedy performances but you never know when you’ll find another use for it.



    Hi-ya folks! I was on the phone with my girlfriend the other day and she says to me “hey, get off the phone; it’s too small to support both of our weights!”

    Because, you see, we were ON the phone!

    Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha…..


    bad jokes, nothing of importance
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  • MrTerrorKiller 1.6.2017
    Lol snake
  • snakeoil 31.5.2017
    he'd had a better chance if it were "long distance!"wah-ka wah-ka!
  • Pen_alias 30.5.2017
    You ought to know by now there's no continuity in my strips.
  • richard_burkhart 30.5.2017
    Never tell jokes involving your girlfriend an weight!
  • craigdragon 30.5.2017
    So did him and that waitress hit it off and currently enjoy an awkward relationship? That's what seemed like would happen

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