....greatest victory for Infowars in our history....
...for the first time, a conspiracy theorist has been elected President of the United States!
...seen here with his improbably hot wife....
...gving the finger, and not just metaphorically, to the forces of the NWO.
Well, we've been stealing elections for the Republicans for so long, that we just routinely set the switch on the Votatron 2000s to "R".
To be honest, we've been doing it so long, we all just forgot what that switch even did!
RTFM, I kept teling them, but nooooo.....