Captain's log, stardate two, zero,one, six, point one, zero, six.
The Enterprise is on duty, patroling the neutral zone...
Captain, sensors are picking up two klingon battle cruisers approaching.
Two to one isn't the best odds, Bones.
No, it isn't, Jim. There are bound to be casualties.
That's a chance we may have to take, Bones.
They haven't detected us yet, Captain, but they soon will.
The captain makes a bold decision!
Fire photon torpedos!
Aye, aye, sir!
I calculate our chances of survival at 23 percent.
We are so dead, Jim!
Shut up and RUN Randal! WARP SPEED!
The debate over just whos bright idea it was to water baloon the school bullies raged on for years...