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kTAG Turtle and Goat Radio

zim_ulator on 28. Jan, 2013 — Lang: English

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kTAG Turtle and Goat Radio
  • Description

    This is how I imagine an idiot interprets Darwinism.

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    Good morning, KTAG Radio, Turtle and Goat with you here, welcome to the Morning Mush, this is Turtle...

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    And this is Goat...

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    kTAG Radio, Home of the Turtle and Goat 42 FM on your dial

    Today we're talking with Daryl, over at H-Date...

    and he's going to tell us about his hot new on-line enterprise, an interwebs dating site that guarantees compatability...

    kTAG Radio, Home of the Turtle and Goat 42 FM on your dial

    Daryl, tell us about H-Date. How does it work? Who is it good for?

    What's this I hear about dating haters, or whatever...?

    kTAG Radio, Home of the Turtle and Goat 42 FM on your dial

    kTAG Radio, Home of the Turtle and Goat 42 FM on your dial

    kTAG Radio, Home of the Turtle and Goat 42 FM on your dial

    kTAG Radio, Home of the Turtle and Goat 42 FM on your dial

    Hey, yeah, Daryl here. So, basically, we guarantee compatibility or your money back. It's all based on science.

    See, we give a questionaire which analyzes who you hate and why you hate them, as well as compatabilities...

    It's effective, because stronger bonds are based in hate, resulting in a stronger marraige and stronger, more adaptable kids... Darwin rocks!

    Tags:
    stupid, pseudoscience, misinterpretation of Darwinism, Social Darwinism
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Comments

  • OccamsRayzor 3.7.2013
    I thought I had some dark matter in the fridge but it turned out the light bulb had blown, and it was just some old yoghurt.
  • Maoriman 24.5.2013
    I was made from dark matter...
  • Flamingdeath 3.2.2013
    LOLz @ben
  • benjamin895 29.1.2013
    more adaptable kids.. never happen
  • zim_ulator 29.1.2013
    Dark matter is a placeholder for shit we really know nothing about. Or it was a secret operation during the Cold War to secret armadillos into the Ukraine in 1987 by Zoroastrians. One of those.
  • zim_ulator 29.1.2013
    Where is Hæ! and am I headed there in a hand basket?
  • cirkuz 28.1.2013
    oh dont even get me started on dark matter...
  • 35sheep 28.1.2013
    "Hæ!" I said ...
  • 35sheep 28.1.2013
    Hæ!
  • zim_ulator 28.1.2013
    Quag: Yes, it is. I ridicule racists.

    Uhm, Darwinsim is racist, or the popular misconceptions of Darwinism are racist? Darwin is science, dude.

    edited by owner

  • Quag54 28.1.2013
    It's called racism where I come from.

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