His advice is like gold!
Cold, hard and subject to fluctuating value.
letter writer says, "Dear Dr. Zoltar"
"I am under a lot of stress."
"I get bullied at school."
"I don't have any friends."
"My parents don't understand me."
"I'm depressed and have thoughts of suicide."
Well, my friend, there is hope! All you need is...
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Lots of drugs and alcohol!