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Warning Signs pt1

Hemlok4ever on 17. Jun, 2011 — Lang: English

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Warning Signs pt1

  • Description

    This is my cancer story. Everyone who has, or has had cancer has what they believe to be the most fantastic cancer story. This is mine

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    VA HOSPITAL

    EMERGENCY

    Hi my name is Kevin Johnson and I'm standing in front of the Minneapolis VA hospital, where they saved my life, and restored my urine stream

    I'm Buddy and I hate this guy.

    It was on March 17th 2010 that I began to think that I might be really sick

    Hmmm, I might Really be sick

    God...I hate you

    HAPPY
    St Patricks
    Day!

    I had some good Reasons to think this.
    First of all I had this terrible cough since January...

    Yeah...Just try to use your computer asshole!

    *HACK*...*COUGH*
    *CHOKE*

    Holy Shit!
    Ist that blood?

    (Why yes, it was)

    And I had gone from 310 Lbs in January...

    Yeah...it's me...Again. What? Now Dominos has a PROBLEM with 3 orders in a night?

    I am going to bite your fat feet!

    Oooooo, double the fudge brownie bites night? Why yes, as a matter of fact I'll take 2 my good sir!

    To about 280 lbs for no obvious reason...

    You know I pissed on your new suit don't you?

    Plus, I'd been constipated in one way or another for over 2 months...

    VISITORS

    *SIGH*

    ..And then, when you fall asleep I'm gonna take ALL my claws and...

    But, believe it or not those were not the things that REALLY got me thinking I might be sick. Nope, it wasn't until this happened...

    Holy shit!
    Did I just piss blood?

    Yeah dipshit, It's blood. Now go get me my dinner before you die

    Tags:
    Sick, VA, Hospital, evil cat
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