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Buns of Steal

Pen_alias on 27. Apr, 2010 — Lang: English

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Buns of Steal

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    Those are raccoons, in case it’s not abundantly clear. I also have a theory that no matter how many times you reread something you typed you always end up sending it out with typos and grammatical errors but I think I managed to avoid that this time. Of course, it may not matter if I do send it out correctly typed; word raccoons may change everything as soon as I send it! So, if there are any errors on this page, you know why.

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    Hey, I’m having a barbecue; do you want to come over? I hate barbecues; there are never enough buns! You don’t have to worry about that; I bought plenty of buns. No, you don’t understand; there are NEVER enough buns. Huh? No matter how you count, no matter how much you plan, there will always be more meat than buns! But I just told you I… It doesn’t matter! You could buy up every bun within a thousand mile radius and you would still run out of buns. That doesn’t make any… I don’t pretend to understand it; I only know it’s true. I’ve complained to the bread factories but the answer is always the same: “What do you want from us?” they say, “We’re making them as fast as we can!” they say! But it’s no fault of theirs. Hot dogs come in packs of eight; hot dog buns come in packs of twelve; but always the buns run out first. It’s a conspiracy, I tell you, a conspiracy! Well, if you feel that strongly about it, I can grill something that doesn’t need a bun. How about some corn on the cob? Did someone say corn?

    Tags:
    nothing of importance, raccoon
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  • God
    bluesockmonkey 2.7.2011
    no wonder you hate my babies!! hahahahahaha
  • Emperor
    Pen_alias 27.4.2010
    Depends on the child, I suppose.
  • God
    NooniePuuBunny 27.4.2010
    which ones, the raccoons or the children?
  • Emperor
    Pen_alias 27.4.2010
    And on top of everything they spread rabies... Filthy vermin.
  • God
    NooniePuuBunny 27.4.2010
    simply for talking themselves blue in the face when their children weren't listening...
  • God
    NooniePuuBunny 27.4.2010
    if we only got badges in real life, imagine how many parents would get commentator badge level upgrades each week!!
  • Emperor
    Pen_alias 27.4.2010
    I just got the silver commentator badge for commenting on my own strip. I could rake in the badges just sitting here talking to myself.
  • God
    NooniePuuBunny 27.4.2010
    we had a lot of em in upstate NY where I'm from. -_- Usually you'd hear about major rabies outbreaks among the little critters.
  • Emperor
    Pen_alias 27.4.2010
    They're corn thieves too; did I mention they were corn thieves? They really like corn.
  • God
    Spunkn 27.4.2010
    And I thought they were only responsible for messy back alleys!
  • Emperor
    Pen_alias 27.4.2010
    No, socks are stolen by raccoons too. Missing bread products, missing socks, typographical errors-- all the work of raccoons.
  • God
    35sheep 27.4.2010
    What if we all just hold on to our ... buns?
  • God
    Spunkn 27.4.2010
    It's like socks going missing after laundry day. It's just one of those unexplainable cosmic events!
  • God
    cirkuz 27.4.2010
    bar-b-cued racoon! whats not to love huh:D
  • Publisher
    Roly2010 27.4.2010
    Strong feelings about a Conspiracy of Buns !
    I quite Relish(!) a Hot Dog,but hey there seems to be enough Racoons to go round ! :DDD
  • Emperor
    Marle 27.4.2010
    This actually happened to me, 2 buns less.. :S
  • God
    35sheep 27.4.2010
    mmm... racoons!
  • God
    NooniePuuBunny 27.4.2010
    mmm... buns

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