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Flamingdeath on 18. May, 2011 — Lang: English

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    The NEWZ that makes you smile and laugh for a while is back with more stuff you might not've heard about! The NEWZ team is not getting into SG issues.Just focus on the McCrisis



    Hello and welcome to another fabulous episode of NEWZ! I'm your friendly psychotic news annocuncer,Selina.

    There is finally enough going on to make for a decent NEWZ episode.

    We're not talking about the drama going on at SG.We don't get into web politics when the people know what we say.

    First off,Ashton Kuchter is replacing Charlie Sheen on "Two and a half Men".

    Why did he get kicked off again?Was is drugs or booze?Or was it both?

    If anyone watches that show,let us know how he does in case we can make fun of him.

    I've watched that a few times.Mostly when I was channel-flipping.


    Ronald McDonald,spokesman for McDonalds,is going through his mid-life crisis.

    He says it's because the adults say he promotes fatty food to children,and because children realize clowns are creepy.Including him.

    Man,I haven't eaten McDonalds in months! I'm really craving a Big Mac right now.I don't get paid enough for this.

    Hate to say it,but both of those statments are completly right.Fast food is one of the leading causes ofhealt problems and childhood obesity.Which is a scientific way of saying "Fat-ass kids".

    And,let's face it,clowns are in the top five creepiest things on Earth.

    How does she know that?She's done nothing but eat Jack-in-the-Box practically all week! I'm getting hungry again.

    Now to Sam for a quick weather update.

    I can do the weather updates from my window!Wait,that's what she's doing.

    It's cold and probably gonna rain.

    If we can do the weather in one sentence why do I have to write stuff in every panel?

    And since no one's complained that this is in bad taste,the WORD SCRAMBLE!


    For the first time ever,this NEWZ broadcast brought to you by Pepsi.Drink it before they mess it up like Coke.

    NEWZ, Silena, Sam, Ronald, McDonald, Mid, life, crisis, word scramble
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  • mdaukulis 19.5.2011
    Great reporting! I love the detail with the ticker. Makes you want to reread the strip.
  • terwallace 18.5.2011
    I'm really liking these news strip! (And clowns ARE creepy as hell.)
  • bluesockmonkey 18.5.2011
    Selina has a great carerr in front of her--i bet CBS calls soon!
  • rapidfire20 18.5.2011
    thats awesome, you should mke a broad cast like that every week.... i love, hearing news on something i like, comics
  • Azzie13 18.5.2011
  • SnakeYukin 18.5.2011
    The word scramble could be Pepsi or Pipes.
  • Netrunner 18.5.2011
  • 35sheep 18.5.2011
    "Craving a Big Mac"? How can you crave a Big Mac? :-)
  • cirkuz 18.5.2011
    good reporting is it own reward! :)
  • calm 18.5.2011
    Love your take on the newz! :-)
  • opeluna1 18.5.2011
    wooohooo Newz is back! loooooove it!, right in my favs!
    ah! Pepsi...;)

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