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Rap Battle Part 1: Why'd I Do This?

SnakeYukin on 12. Mar, 2010 — Lang: English

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Rap Battle Part 1:  Why'd I Do This?
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    Stephen: Alright Stephen, you can do this. Mind the fact you have no talent at this and have never done this before... you can somehow do it. You never know what you can do till you try, right? And this is that chance... to ruin my reputation for the rest of my life possibly.

    Person: Hey Snake! What you doing? You up!
    Stephen: Puking my guts out!
    Person: Hurry it up!
    Stephen: Thanks for the concern.

    MC: Yo! Where Snake Yukin at?
    Stephen: Comin' through!
    MC: Hey! Let the man through!

    MC: Alright Snake, as you are the new guy, you get to call the toss: heads or tails.

    Stephen: Heads!

    MC: It's heads! Who do you want to go first?
    Stephen: Let him!
    MC: Alright, Banana Man, you're up. Remember, both of you get 45 seconds. Now, DJ, spin it!

    Look at this nerd, who is he kiddin',
    He wants to be part of the herd, but let's see his rhymin',
    He tries to act tough, but he's just a pussy,
    His mom likes it rough, and is quite the hussy.
    We got it on last night, and he couldn't see it,
    His glasses were off with us blind to sight, all while I was grabbing her tit.
    So remember, have your glasses on tonight,
    To see my member, shove up your mom nice and tight.

    So go ahead and take the mic,
    But I'll need that thing back,
    Your mom's desiring something like that,
    And she wants it shoved up her twat.

    MC: That's not part of the rules Banana Man!
    Banana Man: You never said it wasn't.
    Stephen: A bird is a dog if the feather barks well. Where is the cheese hidden?

    Will Stephen "SnakeYukin" Lindsey win the rap battle or will he choke on the stage?
    My bets the concussion from the mic screwed him up pretty good... along with those things against his mom.
    Also... who made him do the rap battle in the first place?
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    This idea came from a dream. I was put in a rap battle. I have no idea why I had a dream about that as I will never have a desire to, but that mind of mine likes to be crazy at points. Also, enjoy a slightly different look to me: I do have a skull beanie.

    Also, if anyone wondering why the character is my real me (not Snake Yukin) avatar, it's simple. I do use the name Snake Yukin for stuff... it not just an alter ego only. It's sometimes a stage name or sort.

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    Alright Stephen, you can do this. Mind the fact you have no talent at this and have never done this before... you can somehow do it. You never know what you can do till you try, right? And this is that chance... to ruin my reputation for the rest of my life possibly. Hey Snake! What you doing? You up! Puking my guts out! Hurry it up! Thanks for the concern. Yo! Where Snake Yukin at? Comin' through! Hey! Let the man through! Alright Snake, as you are the new guy, you get to call the toss: heads or tails. Heads! It's heads! Who do you want to go first? Let him! Alright, Banana Man, you're up. Remember, both of you get 45 seconds. Now, DJ, spin it! Look at this nerd, who is he kiddin',
    He wants to be part of the herd, but let's see his rhymin',
    He tries to act tough, but he's just a pussy,
    His mom likes it rough, and is quite the hussy. We got it on last night, and he couldn't see it,
    His glasses were off with us blind to sight, all while I was grabbing her tit.
    So remember, have your glasses on tonight,
    To see my member, shove up your mom nice and tight. So go ahead and take the mic,
    But I'll need that thing back,
    Your mom's desiring something like that,
    And she wants it shoved up her twat. That's not part of the rules Banana Man! You never said it wasn't. A bird is a dog if the feather barks well. Where is the cheese hidden? Will Stephen "SnakeYukin" Lindsey win the rap battle or will he choke on the stage?

    My bets the concussion from the mic screwed him up pretty good... along with those things against his mom.

    Also... who made him do the rap battle in the first place?

    Tags:
    Rap, Battle, Fight, Song, Rhyme, Rapping, Mic, Microphone, MC, Sex, Mom, Offensive, Skull, Stephen, Snake, Yukin, SnakeYukin, Lindsey, Banana, Man, Explicit, Mother, Tit, Breast
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Comments

  • Flash 20.3.2010
    Cmon Stephen!!
  • MadameCercle 12.3.2010
    L'idée de jZeno me semble intéressante ...
  • Spunkn 12.3.2010
    Nice rhymes! That bump to the head will bring the snake out and then it's game over for banana!
  • kennyreid 12.3.2010
    rap his nuts whooo
  • Ambrosius77 12.3.2010
    Weird dreams happen!
  • Streetin 12.3.2010
    Errr...ooOOoohhh...
  • jZeno 12.3.2010
    you dreamin of rappin? time to get on da mic > ] go to an open mic night see if you can keep up...
  • Flamingdeath 12.3.2010
    Dude,just do what Weird Al does.Change the words of someones else's song.I acctually had to do a rap on Hinduism.DON'T ASK!
  • Maoriman 12.3.2010
    Great first up rap, should be a helluva reply...
  • SnakeYukin 12.3.2010
    @Dawg: Well... the puking and letting the opponent go first is from 8 Mile as well as the idea of a rap battle.
  • dawg123 12.3.2010
    For some reason this reminded me of 8 mile and lets see if Stephen has the skills as banana man
  • bluesockmonkey 12.3.2010
    SnakeY: if you do not whip that foul-mouthed misogynist's ass, i know an army of women who would love to...they've got great right hooks too....

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