I have no library to work from so here are some jokes ;)This strip is a reply to PlayStation Network
My wife came home from the gym today and said, "I think I've done something to my knee, it's killing me."
I said, "Go and get a hot bath."
"What, to ease the pain?" She replied.
"No." I said, "Because you stink."
I've just started a band called 999 Megabytes.
We haven't done a gig yet.
What's large, black and steals your credit cards?
Sony Playstation 3
I went to a restaurant the other day and I noticed that my waitress had a black eye.
I made sure I spoke loud and clear when ordering my food because she obviously had trouble listening.
CNN.com - "World's oldest man dies"
Why does this keep happening?
You thought you had lag?
It took me three days to respawn.